1) “I was so afraid to get out of the trunk because I thought I was going to get caught!’”–SH (overheard. context unknown.)
2) “I’m really looking forward to your birthday. Not just, you know, because of, you, but because of hope.”–CS (my birthday is November 4)
3) “You want to go to Freebird’s for your birthday? You’re worth more than that, K-dunc.”–SW Aw, thanks SW, but I like Freebird’s.
4) “Everytime he turns around and looks at you in class–I just want a slingshot so I can snap him.”–SH This was better with accompanying gestures.
5) “I can’t wait until election day. I had a nightmare last night that McCain won! It was awful.”–DC
6) “How was last night?”
“Awesome! Well, I woke up in a strange bed, but I was alone and all my clothes were on, so I figure that’s alright.”
“Man, wish I could say the same thing.” –Ouch. Initials withheld to protect the innocent.
7) “I’ve been so excited all day! I was grinning at the gynecologist during my appointment. I thought about telling him why to make it less weird, but I was afraid he’d be a Republican and he’d poke me.”–MR
“You can get Herpes Simplex 2 blisters on the mouth though, right?”–CP
“That’s not her mouth.”–RM, in reference to an image illustrating the OTHER pair of lips where HSV2 blisters tend to appear.
9) Grabbing my shoulder–“Are you an epidemiologist?”-my teacher, after I spoke up in class about the pros/cons of the Gardasil cervical cancer vaccine.
“Yes, yes I am.”-KD
“I always wanted to be an epidemiologist!”–imagine prof saying this in a dreamy, fan-girl tone of voice. I was flattered, and a little stunned.
Birthday/Election Week Edition; updates will appear as stories develop.
==Final==
It was a good week.