1) “There’s a lot of cool people in your class.”–KD
“Really? I thought our class was mostly made-up of the wrong kind of white people.”–MA
2) “Wait–who said that? Was it JG? Was it RB? Oh man, it wasn’t me when I was drunk was it?”–CW
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3) “What do you want to bet my phone doesn’t know how to spell that?”–KD
“What? It’s a common text: ‘Chronic Idiopathic Myelofibrosis, lol!’”–PW
4) “First with water, second without water, third like water.”–RC, on how to drink whiskey
5) “See? It’s an awkward palm tree!”–VR
6)”Paul Farmer sucks and he hates your blouse.”–NV
And your West Texas bonehead-elementary school principal program-naming bonus:
5) “Yeah, the kids who failed their six-week tests have to take special [remedial] classes, and for the last two weeks, we keep hearing lists of names read over the PA system, and then the message, ‘These students should report to ‘Concentration Camp‘ immediately.”–MR, my lovely Jewish school teacher friend.
For those seeking art and beauty, Chicago is full of richness in sights, textures, and sounds. The Art Institute of Chicago and a boat or walking tour of downtown to experience the epoc of early twentieth century architecture are highly recommended. And or course, there is good blues music almost everywhere.
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